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Ep 124. The Midwife Always Knocks Twice

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56 minutes | Friday, 9 July 2021
On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie are getting in to Euro 2020 and Wimbledon – Chris knows the off side rule and attempts to explain the rules on Tennis. There is some minesweeping chat, a story from a midwife and an ethical dilemma. All of this plus some cracking beef, enjoy!   Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hour 1 minute | Friday, 2 July 2021
On the podcast this week the pair get topical, they return to the toothbrush saga and get opinionated over star signs. There is a stinky beef and some fabulous QFTP's... enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hour 4 minutes | Friday, 25 June 2021
On this week’s podcast Robin has a new name for Chris which isn’t going down well and Rosie is feeling on the tired side. The pair discuss Love Island, crisp facts and why Rosie wouldn’t do the Masked Singer. As well as this, paramedic Jess returns and Robin makes a cameo, enjoy!  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
58 minutes | Friday, 18 June 2021
This week on the podcast Rosie has had some bad news and is improvising with a new instrument, Chris helped push a car up a hill and they both bring some bed time beefs. QFTP's involve food minesweeping, medical students and an unexpected situation involving a fireman, batman and a damsel in distress. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
58 minutes | Friday, 11 June 2021
The time has come for Rosie to take the Crisp quiz! SMA’s can play along to… Chris has had a comment on his breath from Robin, Rosie gets annoyed at Chris’s reaction after watching a crime drama and the QFTP’s involve some pretty disgusting sieving, a modern day love story and some naughty holiday snaps. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
60 minutes | Friday, 4 June 2021
Rosie's got a new job, and Chris has got a new haircut. They talk unsuspecting occurrences, specialist subjects and there's going out beef.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
56 minutes | Friday, 28 May 2021
Rosie's in a good mood and it's getting on Chris's nerves. They talk coffee in bed, back scratching and it seems like Instagram is taking a side, Chris's side.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
58 minutes | Friday, 21 May 2021
Chris and Rosie are arguing and they're sorry. They talk syncing, catching lambs and queuing at Pizza Hut. Plus there's chicken tikka masala flavoured beef.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hour 4 minutes | Friday, 14 May 2021
On the podcast this week there is an update on Sandra’s stash and Rosie’s lamp problem continues. The pair discuss some novelty glasses and the pros and cons of shopping as a family. QFTP’s involve some tough blisters, a poorly judged wedding prank and an attempt at food poisoning. Plus Rosie shares a childhood memory of a trip to a bread factory. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
55 minutes | Friday, 7 May 2021
On the podcast this week both Chris and Rosie come with some new features for the show. Expect unusual wishes and animal facts! Rosie has a parenting beef whilst Chris's are more interior based. QFTP's involve a trip to the doctors, an unfortunate puppy name and some mistaken identity. See you all at the bottle bank! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
57 minutes | Friday, 30 April 2021
On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie have some exciting SMA news! They discuss that thing called fashion, second hand clothing and Robin’s trampolining incident. The beefs are eggy and QFTP’s involve bins, a PDA that goes wrong and an unusual use of a plastic bag… environmentally friendly though.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hour 3 minutes | Friday, 23 April 2021
On the podcast this week Rosie revives Rosie's Mysteries and it does not disappoint. The pair discuss their schedules which includes waiting in for a dishwasher and some chilly pub visits. Beefs cover some nosey behaviour and a long awaited haircut. As ever the QFTP's are brilliant - there is coffin advice, an unfortunate nosebleed situation and a virtual reality headset. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hour 7 minutes | Friday, 16 April 2021
It's probably the best day of Chris's life, things are open! Meanwhile Rosie clears up coleslaw and recalls a cooking nightmare. They chat talents and come up with a segment for the live show. Plus Rosie has a new song.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hour 5 minutes | Friday, 9 April 2021
It's ba*tard cold so Rosie's recording in her dressing gown. Belinda Beef is back with her best greeting yet and Rosie inadvertently makes a mystery out of a movie. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hour 6 minutes | Friday, 2 April 2021
It's not been an easy week of podcasting for Chris & Rosie... somewhere in the universe there are deleted audio files never to be found! Not to worry though as the pair recorded the show again! Here on take two of episode 110 the couple discuss jiving, medical samples, curry after effects and excuses for calling in sick. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
60 minutes | Friday, 26 March 2021
Chris and Rosie bring you the first podcast from their new home! The pair share removal men stories, some beef that gets Chris in to trouble and an unlikely photoshopped Dad for Robin and Rafe. There is a fair bit of flannel chat, discussion over grown ups getting pocket money and an unusual Funeral tradition. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
52 minutes | Friday, 19 March 2021
On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie discuss bad haircuts, Mothering Sunday and Valentines. They are joined by Barry Beef and they share the grievances from the week. QFTP's include a breastfeeding mix up, couscous and some kinky clapping. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hour 1 minute | Friday, 12 March 2021
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss grey hairs, lockdown babies and the SMA tour. There is a Rosie's mystery that involves some swollen genitalia, the beefs get crispy (literally) and a listener gets in touch to share an unusual use of a sock. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hour 12 minutes | Friday, 5 March 2021
It's not long until the kids are back at school and Chris and Rosie's are in high spirits. They discuss the SMA tour, the return of Bike Guy and how they would feel if Louis Theroux took over their podcast. There's a brilliant Rosie's Mystery and some jaw dropping QFTP's. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hour 2 minutes | Friday, 26 February 2021
On the podcast this week Rosie revives Rosie's Mysteries with a special canine edition! Chris has been walking much to Rosie's despair and the beefs get tense! There's some spag bowl discussion, a supermarket romance and a funeral tradition that get the guys thinking. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
58 minutes | Friday, 19 February 2021
On the podcast this week Chris shares why he think's his wardrobe is effecting his mood and Rosie reveals why she made a certain purchase in the week. They discuss Rosie's Jaw and Robin's latest choice of TV Show. There's some fresh beef and QFTP's that involve a kilt, lasagne and some Sambuca. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hour 4 minutes | Friday, 12 February 2021
This week on the podcast Rosie welcomes you to Sunshine Land! There's a ankle update from Chris, some phantom baby crying, strange German trolling news and an appearance from Belinda Beef! QFTP's involve extravagant first dates and an office poll about mash, beans and jelly! Enjoy. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hour 7 minutes | Friday, 5 February 2021
Rosie and Chris are back! They have a new baby and a breastfeeding update. The beefs have been mounting and there are some injury based questions from the public.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
38 minutes | Friday, 29 January 2021
It's the final week of the maternity leave episodes and Chris and Rosie bring you some of the questions that never made it the first time round. There's some bird bath scandal, chicken minesweeping and a lucky burglar. Enjoy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hour 36 minutes | Friday, 22 January 2021
This week on the podcast Chris & Rosie celebrate 100 episodes! They might be on maternity leave with a broken ankle but they have recorded a message to introduce the best of SMA so far. Expect age old beefs, some brilliant QFTP's, a brief cameo courtesy of Rosie's Nana and THAT story about the breastfeeding groom. Enjoy and a big thanks to all the smas & das! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
34 minutes | Friday, 15 January 2021
On this week's maternity leave edition of the podcast Chris & Rosie bring you some of the QFTP's that didn't make the first cut! They involve a a windy Dad, a shopping disaster and some jacket potato discussion. There's also a cameo from a certain member of the Ramsey clan! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
33 minutes | Friday, 8 January 2021
This week on SMA you get to hear the stories and questions that didn't make it the first time round! Chris & Rosie saved some brilliant (and filthy) bits for all the smas and das to enjoy while they take some time off. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hour 11 minutes | Friday, 1 January 2021
It's 2021 and thank F for that! Chris and Rosie talk about YouTube sensation Ryan, crap Christmas presents and Rosie has a cemetery related mystery...plus Chris has been holding back a question from the public you'll probably wish you'd never heard.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
44 minutes | Friday, 25 December 2020
It's Christmas day! And Rosie and Chris have got some not going out at Christmas advice, spoon based beef and a few festive questions from the public.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hour 10 minutes | Friday, 18 December 2020
It's the week before Christmas and the Ramsey's are getting festive! They both confess their envy over a Christmas ornament and worry about what has now become the Christmas covid 'bauble'. There are some festive beefs (and non festive ones!) and some wonderful Christmas themed QFTP... anyone seen that scooter? Merry Christmas everyone! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep 124. The Midwife Always Knocks Twice
Sh**ged. Married. Annoyed

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